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The Enabler Club

Funny Beer Shirts &
Humorous Apparel

Shirts That Get More Action Than You Do

Let’s Get Down to Business...
and Pleasure

You know the drill: the frothier, the better. That goes for your beer and your wardrobe. Our collection of funny beer shirts and humorous apparel is brewed to perfection, packed with beer puns and just enough edge to get noticed (but not arrested).

Our Philosophy? Bigger Balz, Better Brews

At Cochrane Balz Brewing, we don’t do subtle. Our clever beer shirts are designed for the bold, the bawdy, and the beer-obsessed. We’re not here to blend in—we’re here to make you the star of every beer festival, BBQ, and pub crawl. Think of it as beer culture merchandise with benefits: it’s funny, flirty, and just naughty enough to keep ‘em guessing.

See What’s Brewing

What the Enablers Are Saying:
“Best Wardrobe Orgasm Ever”

Don’t just take it from us—our customers can’t keep their hands (or eyes) off our clever beer shirts.

Join the Fun (and the Flirting)

The shirt is great and communication was excellent.

TIP: They say they don't make beer but I heard if you go out front and yell "I want your coch and balz" repeatedly, they will give you one to shut up.

Derek H.

You are my new hands-down favourite non-producing local brewery business on the planet.

Also, likely the only one.

But still.

Couldn't love this more

Ellen C.

We never want to wear anything else! I will be ordering for my posse!!!

Jolene A.

Who would have thought that somebody would build a business based on a business that doesn't exist.Crazy!They seem to be pulling it off though!Hilarious designs, great quality, great customer service, family-owned and operated.

Norman K.

Amazing customer service and quality products! Will be purchasing items for the whole family.

Meghan D.

Hilarious concept, love the designs, have already bought a half dozen shirts for family and friends. They are a big hit. Great customer service and quality shirts!

Kevin S.

Truly the greatest brewery to never exist. Merch is absolutely phenomenal quality and has never failed as a gift to family, friends, or myself. Certainly will be buying more soon!

Adam L.

We all love our shirts, even though the joke goes a bit over the boys’ heads 😂 and the quality of the shirts are great and super comfy! I will be ordering more for sure!
Love this small town company and their impeccable wit!

Erica K.

Thank you for the quickly completed order and we are very grateful for your consultation. The consultant who accepted the order explained everything very clearly and in detail. The product is high quality, I ordered it as a gift, the birthday boy is happy. I RECOMMEND!

Inna I.

These shirts are great!
Great artwork, awesome puns.
Customer service is fantastic. Highly recommend.

Michelle S.

Hilarious! Great customer service. Shirts survived many washes!! Helping me break the ice at the bar too with new people.

Amy B.

Great shirts. Love the designs and quality. Made for great gifts also!

Robert M.

If you like beer and cheeky shirts they have some of the best! Quick to respond and great quality products.

Ashley P.

New favourite shirt. Proper soft material, good fit, vibrant label.

Godzilla M.

Hilarious shirts. Great quality. Fast response from owner during communications

Nevin B.

I bought a sign, came fast, I put It up in my mancave. Looks awesome.

Scott M.

Great product and service! Arrived on time and quality is great.

Allen G.

Awesome, hilarious puns. Two thumbs up!

Cesar I.

Hilarious design and great product!

Noel J.

Beer. Laughs. And Shirts That Make You Look Good Naked

Our beer culture merchandise isn’t just clothing—it’s foreplay for your personality. Slip into a T-shirt so clever, it practically whispers sweet nothings to the people around you.

Here’s what you get when you join the Enablers:
💋 First Dibs on New Tease-Worthy Designs
🍑 Discounts That’ll Have You Feeling Naughty (in a good way)
🎉 An Outfit That’s Always a Good Opening Line

Think of us as your personal wardrobe wingman—always there to lift you up, get you noticed, and maybe even help you score.

Join Now and Get 10% Off Your First Flirt

Let’s Team Up (We’re Great in Groups)

Got a knack for brewing or cracking dirty jokes? Perfect. Let’s combine forces to spread the love of beer, laughter, and humorous apparel. Together, we’ll raise glasses and eyebrows.

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Slip Your Balz Into Something Fun

Beer, puns, and a wardrobe that’ll make you the most talked-about person in the room (or wherever you end up). Shop now for clever beer shirts, quirky T-shirts, and humorous apparel that gets the laughs—and maybe gets you laid.