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Got something on your chest (or your shirt)? Whether it’s feedback, an order hiccup, or you just want to gush about how much you love our puns, we’re always down for a good time.
Don’t be shy—reach out!
FAQs: We've Got the Answers (and the Beer Puns)
What makes Cochrane Balz Brewing’s shirts stand out?
Our clever beer shirts don’t just stand out—they make heads turn (and jaws drop). Packed with beer puns and designed to tickle your funny bone (among other things), every shirt is dripping in wit and just the right amount of cheekiness to leave ‘em wanting more.
What are your shirts made of?
Only the best for your chest. We use high-quality fabrics that feel great, hold up through nights out and laid-back weekends, and keep you looking sharp; no gimmicks, just solid gear you can count on.
Where are your shirts made?
All our shirts are printed on-demand using high-quality materials to keep you comfy and laughing for years to come. We partner with local printers wherever possible, and yes, they enjoy beer too!
Do your designs include local beer culture references?
Absolutely—because nothing beats local flavor. Our designs brew the perfect mix of beer puns, hometown charm, and a splash of risqué fun to honor the quirky side of beer culture.
Do you offer sizes for everyone?
Big or small, we’ve got the right fit for all. Our quirky T-shirts come in sizes Small to 3XL. Because everybody deserves a little Cochrane Balz love. Beer lovers of all shapes and sizes—come as you are.
Can I wear these shirts outside of beer festivals?
These shirts are built for any occasion where you want attention—festival tents, backyard BBQs, first dates, or just a casual night at the pub. Basically, if you’re near beer, you should be rocking a Cochrane Balz original.
Do you have designs for both men and women?
Honey, these shirts are unisex—but they’re guaranteed to turn on whoever’s looking. If you love beer and humor (and don’t mind being the center of attention), we’ve got a humorous apparel masterpiece with your name on it.
Can I buy these as gifts?
Oh, you naughty gifter, you. Nothing says “I care” like a funny beer shirt that’s equal parts laughter and love. Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because you think someone’s wardrobe needs a serious upgrade.
How do I take care of my Cochrane Balz Brewing shirt?
Our shirts are as low-maintenance as they are sexy. Wash in cold water, hang dry to keep it smooth, and give it a quick fluff in the dryer on low. Trust us—these designs will last longer than your last fling.
Do you ship internationally?
We’re spreading our beer culture merchandise far and wide. Right now, we ship to Canada, the USA, Europe, Australia, and New Zealand—but don’t worry, our Balz are always looking for new places to land. Stay tuned, world!
How do I track my order?
After placing your order, you’ll receive a tracking number via email once it ships. Just follow the link to track your package and its journey to your doorstep (or your bar)!
Do you offer returns or exchanges?
Absolutely! We want you to love what you wear. If it’s not a perfect fit you can return or exchange your item within 30 days. Just make sure it’s unworn and unwashed (we know it’s hard to resist). Just shoot us an email at theboss@cochranebalzbrewing.com, and we’ll get things sorted.
How can I stay updated on new products and exclusive deals?
Become one of our Enablers and get all the latest product releases, promos, and (of course) beer jokes straight to your inbox. Plus, follow us on social media to never miss a pun!
Sip, Relax, and Let Us Handle the Rest
Shipping Information
We currently ship to Canada, the U.S., and many international destinations, and we do so faster than you can down a pint after a breakup. Here’s how long it takes:
- Canada: 7 - 10 Days
- USA: 10 - 15 Days
- International: 15 - 20 Days
Returns & Exchanges
If your shirt doesn’t make you laugh—or fit—we’ll take it back within 30 days. Just make sure it’s unworn and unwashed (we know it’s hard to resist). Reach out, and we’ll make it right faster than you can say “Cochrane Balz.”
