On Tap

Grab Life by the Balz!

Our T-shirts and gear pair the perfect pour of cheeky humor with bold, Balzy style. Whether you're sipping cold brews or just want to make heads turn, we've got you (un)covered. Take a long, hard look at our collection below and find the gear that rises to the occasion.

Get Your Hands on Our Balz

Top Shelf Gear That Goes Down Easy

Slide into something that really fits your mood. Our cheeky designs are brewed for those who like their laughs loud, their beer frothy, and their T-shirts thottie. Each shirt’s got more personality than your buddy after three IPAs, so why stop at one?

Grab a few, because everyone loves a little variety in their wardrobe... and their beer fridge.

For the Beer Lovers

Foamy, frothy, and cheeky as hell. From "Peyronie’s Pale Ale" to "I Was in the Pool Pilsner," these designs are served with a heady dose of humor—and they’re way more fun to share than your last round.

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Cider Temptations

Sweet, tart, and always ripe for the picking. Whether it’s a juicy Peach Cider or a Plum that’s packing, these tees go down as smooth as a sly wink.

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STDs You’ll Want to Spread Around

We know you’ve been warned about STDs, but these are worth catching. Our Special Taproom Drafts (STDs) are loaded with saucy humor and sexy designs, guaranteed to stick with you for all the right reasons. Don’t worry—there’s no cure, and we’re not sorry about it.

Get Yourself an STD

Hard to Get, Easy to Love: Once They’re Gone, You’re Screwed

Sometimes, exclusivity is sexy. These limited-edition designs are for those who like to play hard to get—and even harder to forget. Don’t let your wardrobe suffer from FOMO.

Snag 'Em Before They’re Spent

After Dark Original Logo Unisex T-Shirt

Original Logo Unisex T-Shirt

Our Logo: A Hard Look at What We’re Packing

Our logo isn’t just a pretty face—it’s a bold statement that demands attention. Whether you’re reaching for a Cochrane Balz or just looking to hang, these designs slap harder than your last questionable life choice.

So go on, give it a long, satisfying stare. We promise, it only gets better the longer you look.

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Feel Like Getting Juicy?

Our cider-inspired designs are the perfect way to keep it fresh, juicy, and a little wild. Or, if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all our options, check out the Full Tap Menu for the complete lineup.

Trust us, there’s something here that’ll get you buzzing.

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Got Someone Hard to Shop For?

Let’s be real: sometimes people just want to do it themselves. Our gift cards are the perfect way to say, “I couldn’t decide, but I’m still a legend.”

Give the Gift of Balz

Get Your Hands on Our Goods—They’re Begging for It

Why just drink your beer when you can wear your dirty thoughts on your chest? Our designs do more than turn heads—they make mouths water and laughs flow. Don’t leave your cart dry—fill it up and let’s get you looking hard to resist.