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Full Tap Menu: Where Your Wit Gets Lit and Your Gear Gets Naughty

Our Full Tap Menu isn’t just about beer-related gifts—it’s a cheeky celebration of everything you love about pints, puns, and provocative humor. From T-shirts that’ll have strangers undressing you with their eyes to pint glasses that scream “drink me,” we’ve got all the gear to tickle your funny bone—and maybe a few other places. ;)

So, come grab some Cochrane Balz—you know you want to.

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Thirsty for a Little Head? Start Here!

Our collection serves up the best gift ideas for beer lovers, loaded with humor sharper than your last hangover. Treat your crew—or yourself—to gear that keeps the party going.

T-Shirts

T-Shirts

These tees don’t just fit—they cling to all the right places. Plus, they’re packed with innuendos that’ll leave people staring longer than they should.

Brew Up Some Fun!
Get Tanked

Get Tanked

Our tanks are breezy, flirty, and perfect for getting "accidentally" noticed.

Pour on the Cool!
Hoodies

Hoodies

Our hoodies are soft, warm, and packed with punchlines so sharp they’ll cut through any chill.

Wrap Yourself in Wit!
Hats & Caps

Hats & Caps

From casual caps to "look at me" lids, these hats are the ultimate beer-lover flex.

Top It Off!
Pint Glasses

Pint Glasses

These pints don’t just hold beer—they hold attention. Raise your Cochrane Balz high and let the laughter flow.

Pour With Personality!
Barbecue Aprons

Barbecue Aprons

Grill like a boss (and look like a snack while you do it). These aprons protect your goods while giving the crowd something to drool over.

Grill ‘n Chill!
Man-Cave Signs

Man-Cave Signs

Turn your man cave into the ultimate thirst trap. Our signs are loud, proud, and guaranteed to keep the beer flowing and the jokes coming.

Decorate Like a Legend

Why Cochrane Balz Brewing?

Because life’s too short for boring beer-related gifts.

At Cochrane Balz Brewing & Cider Co., we don’t just slap a joke on a shirt; we build a vibe that says, “I love beer, I love fun, and I don’t take myself too seriously.”

Our gear is perfect for beer lovers who know how to laugh—and don’t mind a few strangers staring at their Balz.

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