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STD Collection (Special Taproom Drafts)

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Get infected with laughter, and let these STDs spread some cheer—no penicillin required! Perfect for gifting your special someone something they'll never forget (for better or worse).

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Stiff Phyllis
Hard to Ignore

Stiff Phyllis

Phyllis isn’t just stiff—she’s unshakable. This design doesn’t age well, and that’s the point. Perfect for those beer lovers who are always up for a stiff one. From T-shirts to pint glasses, and even aprons (for when things get messy), Stiff Phyllis will keep you satisfied no matter where you take her.

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Gone Maria
She’ll Leave You Wanting More

Gone Maria

Maria’s long gone, but her impact still lingers—like a draft you can’t quite forget. These designs are perfect for when you’re itching for something light, smooth, and just a little bit twisted. Wear it out, pour one out, or let Maria leave her mark on your night.

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Calm Lydia
Easy Does It, But She’ll Leave You Wet

Calm Lydia

Slip into something smooth with Lydia—calm, collected, and just a little damp around the edges. This collection is perfect for the steady sipper who knows how to keep it chill but loves a dirty little secret. Dress up, sip slow, and let Lydia work her magic.

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Her Bees
Sweet, Sticky, and Always Buzzing

Her Bees

There’s nothing soft about Her Bees. Inspired by the honeyed tones of your favorite draft, this design sticks with you in all the right ways. Perfect for when you’re ready to show off your... simplex sense of humor. Let’s just say, the buzz is contagious.

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Wear It, Pour It, Bare It

Cochrane Balz isn’t just about beer—it’s about letting your humor hang out (sometimes literally). From cheeky aprons for the backyard grill master to pint glasses built for scandalous conversations, we’re serving up innuendos on durable, high-quality gear.

High-quality, durable, and as bold as your wildest nights.

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