About Us

What Are We?

We are an imaginary brewery that sells merchandise featuring labels of various beers and ciders we created that don't actually exist. So join us and indulge in our make-believe brewery's lineup of imaginary beers and ciders.

Indulge in a Coch 'N Balz.

Why Don't We Open a Brewery?

Simple! Laziness and cost. It is significantly more affordable and less exhausting to sell merchandise for a fake brewery than to actually open a real one.